- Don’t forget your list.
- Yield to pedestrians.
- Expect to wait in line.
- Don’t forget your list.
- Cookies=shopping fuel.
- Use the bathroom before you get in line. (especially helpful for pregnant shoppers)
- Time spent looking for a close parking spot is precious shopping time wasted.
- Don’t forget that other list you made too.
- Reindeer that poop candy are really not that funny. (get one for your brother anyway)
- For heavens sake, keep the receipt!
- Hide the real gift (Outback gift card) in the pooping reindeer box! (slap your knee while laughing at how funny this is going to be)
- If all else fails, get a gift card. (probably go ahead and get the gift card anywayz)
Merry Christmas!
